After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.
God says "Come over here and rest my child."
Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."
After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.
God says "Come over here and rest my child."
Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
you just cant help yourself can u?Originally Posted by Tawi2
After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.
God says "Come over here and rest my child."
Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
My mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation"
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
naughty naughty you will be in a naughty stepMy mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation"
later
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?
A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.
hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!
hahaha...guilty your honour!!!
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