Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
As my son always used to say when he was small and I said he was being naughty............................."But nice"
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
is it to do with McDonalds making a burger in his honour? cracks me up that one!I think I might have the best M Jackson jokes...but for another time maybe?
go on let us hear it nigel
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
Could be worse,it might be the one where he dies of food poisoning
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Noooo I don't know that one...I've actually already posted my jokes now, on a thread that Al started i think..
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!
hahaha...guilty your honour!!!
NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON, NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON!!!
What was made out of white plastic and is no longer a danger to small children?
A Woolworth's carrier bag of course - what else?
Apparently Michael jackson's autopsy ruled out the following causes of death :-
Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times
The most likely cause appears to be 'The Boogie'.
They say Michael was higher than the Beatles...
Jackson beatles.jpg
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
Plastic recycling...
jackson recycled.jpg
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 Plane of Forces
5 Astral Plane
4 Mental Plane
3 Too mysterious to describe.
2 Too mysterious to describe.
1 Too mysterious to describe.
I don't think he really became a "man".Sorry M&M,he was an icon as a musician,but after watching him being interviewed 20 minutes ago and saying its pure love allowing an adolescent boy to share your bedthen denying his plastic surgery saying his white skin,remodelled nose,straightened hair are the results of a disease
Seems he was "stuck" as the Psychologists would say.
Yeah, VERY creepy.....
When dying Farah Fawcett's final wish was reputed to be , to do
something to help children.
Less than twenty four hours later, Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Is there any truth in the rumour that 'Lady J' is Michael Jackson's long-lost daughter?C'mon folks, spill the beans ... you've all seen her avatar ... !
Surely the 'Heavenly Farah' is now in a position to grant that wish ... !
Elvis meets Jacko in heaven & says 'R you the one who married my daughter?' Jacko says "Yes Sir" "Thank **** for that says Elvis "I heard she married a xxxxxxxxx!"
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ok we all heard the MJ jokes .... here are my favourite
enjoy and shamone you for finding it funny !!
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Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some f***in Psychic he is!
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I really didn't think that Jacko's next arrest would be a cardiac.
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Michael Jackson touched me in a way only a catholic priest would understand.
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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE c***!??"
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Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a paedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?
Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.
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So Michael Jackson is dead.
I thought he looked pale.
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I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.
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Statistically, white people are more likely to get skin cancer than black people.
I bet Michael Jackson feels a t*** right now.
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Michael Jackson has skin cancer? Woah rewind, Michael Jackson has skin?
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LA paramedics have announced a clamp down on hoax calls after they were called to a mansion on Thursday only to find a mannequin lying on the floor.
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I used to like Michael Jackson because I thought he was a sweet guy, now I realise he's just a guy with sweets.
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Anyone else find it fitting that Michaels death is under the "Entertainment" section of the BBC website?
Hehe Arthur, you are being random as well?!Is there any truth in the rumour that 'Lady J' is Michael Jackson's long-lost daughter?
I hear they had to cancel the Michael Jackson extra on the Florida Tour. It was where they gotta to Tampa with the kids.
Opps sorry.
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin spent the night at NeverLand.
It's to be a sea burial.....At Wackos request he is to be strapped to two buoys
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Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing!
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