ok we all heard the MJ jokes .... here are my favourite
enjoy and shamone you for finding it funny !!
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Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some f***in Psychic he is!
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I really didn't think that Jacko's next arrest would be a cardiac.
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Michael Jackson touched me in a way only a catholic priest would understand.
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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE c***!??"
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Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a paedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?
Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.
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So Michael Jackson is dead.
I thought he looked pale.
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I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.
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Statistically, white people are more likely to get skin cancer than black people.
I bet Michael Jackson feels a t*** right now.
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Michael Jackson has skin cancer? Woah rewind, Michael Jackson has skin?
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LA paramedics have announced a clamp down on hoax calls after they were called to a mansion on Thursday only to find a mannequin lying on the floor.
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I used to like Michael Jackson because I thought he was a sweet guy, now I realise he's just a guy with sweets.
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Anyone else find it fitting that Michaels death is under the "Entertainment" section of the BBC website?
