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    Pinoy Contractor

    PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD
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    Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

    One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

    They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
    then works some figures with a pencil. Well,"
    he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400
    for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,
    "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for
    me."

    The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the
    White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the
    other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??

    "Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the
    guy from Mexico ".

    The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.
    Keep moving on...


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    haha I like that one. Sounds like something Del Boy would do!


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