President...

[lavander]

INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).

[Pepe n Pilar]

Still on Erap during one of his Overseas Trip...

Steward: Sir r u done?
Erap: No, i'm Erap
Steward: i mean r u finished sir?
Erap: No, i'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean r u through?
Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?

Jaric: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids. Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway?

Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!

Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.

Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

President Erap looks up from his desk in Malacanang to see one of his
aides nervously approach him.

"What is it?" exclaims the President.

"Its this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the
aide replies.

"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.

ERAP : am returning this VHS tape i bought.
CLERK : whats the problem sir?
ERAP : no picture,no sound, what a waste.. i think its a suspense movie.
CLERK : what's the title sir?
ERAP : Head Cleaner!!!

Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio

It was Erap's First time take a BOEING 747 plane, due to too much excitement he shouted immediately:

ERAP: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
STEWARDESS:(irriated,agigated)Be silent please.
ERAP: OEING! OIENG! OEING...

INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).

HAHAHAHA ... Very funny!....
This made my day.... more pls