Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!
Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
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