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  1. 27th June 2009 #1
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    Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow

    One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks
    the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are
    learning about Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about
    Tragedies.

    He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

    The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into
    a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

    Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."

    Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says,
    "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

    This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
    loss."

    So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid
    responds, "If you're on a air plane and it crashes."

    "Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did
    you ever know that?"

    Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's
    not a great loss."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow
    LOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know why
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    LOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know why
    As soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guy



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    As soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guy
    same here, lol
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

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    It could be his wet lips and his droopy eyes But I used to have a dog looked like that and I trusted him implicitly So I guess its just something about the man himself



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    It could be his wet lips and his droopy eyes But I used to have a dog looked like that and I trusted him implicitly So I guess its just something about the man himself
    Yeah, simply put, he's a dog
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

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    He was in his time,had quite a harem if the newspaper reports are a yardstick to measure his womanising and conquests by Cant remember how many children he has,but there again,I guess neither can he



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow

    One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks
    the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are
    learning about Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about
    Tragedies.

    He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

    The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into
    a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

    Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."

    Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says,
    "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

    This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
    loss."

    So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid
    responds, "If you're on a air plane and it crashes."

    "Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did
    you ever know that?"

    Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's
    not a great loss."
    Boy, aren't kids really smart huh?
    Even gloria's grand daughter is so smart too
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

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