Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio
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It was Erap's First time take a BOEING 747 plane, due to too much excitement he shouted immediately:
ERAP: BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!
STEWARDESS:(irriated,agigated)Be silent please.
ERAP: OEING! OIENG! OEING...
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Originally Posted by lavander
Boy was he not really drunk
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir...
Erap: Thank you! (klik).
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LOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know whyDont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Oh gosh, enough already, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
As soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guyLOL, but for some reason, i really find erap jokes so funny, i don't know why
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Boy, aren't kids really smart huh?Dont worry Soph,its Gloria-day tommorrow
One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks
the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are
learning about Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about
Tragedies.
He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"
The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into
a street and gets run over by a car and dies."
Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."
Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says,
"If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."
This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
loss."
So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid
responds, "If you're on a air plane and it crashes."
"Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did
you ever know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's
not a great loss."
Even gloria's grand daughter is so smart too
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
same here, lolAs soon as I see Erap on TV one word comes into my head "Sleaze" just something about the guy
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
It could be his wet lips and his droopy eyesBut I used to have a dog looked like that and I trusted him implicitly
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Yeah, simply put, he's a dogIt could be his wet lips and his droopy eyes
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
He was in his time,had quite a harem if the newspaper reports are a yardstick to measure his womanising and conquests by
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Yes, he is still in the agony of counting who and by whom...Cant remember how many children he has,but there again,I guess neither can he
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TrueHe was in his time,had quite a harem if the newspaper reports are a yardstick to measure his womanising and conquests by
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
ExactlyYes, he is still in the agony of counting who and by whom...
And also he suck at math so he struggles with addition.....
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
I wonder if he shops late nights at the Seben-eleben
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Erap in Library
‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.
‘9 A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’
‘Not until 9 A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.
‘No, not till 9 A.M.!’ the librarian said.
‘Why do you want to get in before 9 A.M.?’
‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’
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Q: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
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Q: How do you confuse Erap?
A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
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Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!
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Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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BIRTHDAY
Reporter: When is your birthday?
Erap: Dec.25 (Not his real birthday)
Reporter: What year?
Erap: Every year
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DIRECTION
On board an Air Force plane that Erap had commandeered to
pursue a group of kidnappers on another plane, the pilot t
ells Erap: "Sir, enemy plane comming in at 5 o'clock."
Erap replies: "Good. We have time to plan our moves.
It's only 4:25 by my watch."
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Jaric: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids. Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway?HAHAHAHA ... Very funny!....
This made my day.... more pls
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
PHONE CALL
Doctor: What happened to your ears?
Erap: I was ironing my pants when the phone rang and
I picked up the iron instead.
Doctor: What happened to your other ear?
Erap: The Son of a Bitch called back.
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WINNING
Eraps walks into a casino where he see's a coke vending machine.
He puts in some money and a coke falls out. He smiles and keeps
putting in more and more money, and getting heaps of cokes. He does
this for about an hour or so until an aide comes up to him and says
"Havent you had enough, Sir?" and he says back, "No! Cant you see I'm
winning!"
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NEW BOND
Pierce Brosnan resigned from being James Bond
and was substituted by a filipino actor named Joseph Estrada.
IQ 007, First movie "His Brain Is Not Enough."
Soon to be shown to theatres near you.
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How do you compare Erap and Mike Arroyo?
> Both are billionaires.
> Both Ateneans.
> Both fat.
> Both alias Jose.
> Both are liars.
> Pero si Erap, mas may taste sa babae!
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
Gosh Lavander where did you buy this book?
Really funny... hehe
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
hahahaha, nice one
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
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