Erap in Library
‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.
‘9 A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’
‘Not until 9 A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.
‘No, not till 9 A.M.!’ the librarian said.
‘Why do you want to get in before 9 A.M.?’
‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’