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    My new diet book

    Eat less food
    Do a bit of walking ya fat ba***d

    THE END


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Eat less food
    Do a bit of walking ya fat ba***d

    THE END
    LOL
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    Nice one Gary2Jessica,
    Actually i don't diet. I eat whatever i want..
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Hey! Be reasonable, the experts now say there is a fat "gene" ...... maybe they are talking about that flabby bit that hangs over their Levi's!

    Gene/Jean....geddit?


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    Should be a best seller!

    Do we get signed copies for 'friends'??


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    I Used to remember my dad telling me, are you going to have your DIET,a diet without letter "T" at the end of the word? so more like its Die

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    some of them said life is too short or long for diet
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Me opposite. Im (sexy...wink) slim find it really hard to put weight even i kept eating i wonder if there's a worm in my belly
    Not an expert, I only try to help.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJ View Post
    Me opposite. Im (sexy...wink) slim find it really hard to put weight even i kept eating i wonder if there's a worm in my belly
    Can I have some of your worm Mrs.Pretty
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    Can I have some of your worm Mrs.Pretty
    Ngek
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