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    The End Is Nigh

    Doomed.....we are all DOOMED

    The world ends at the end of this millennium!
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    Again...???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Doomed.....we are all DOOMED

    The world ends at the end of this millennium!
    ... If I'd £1 for every time I've stood on the doorstep and [IM]patiently "listened" to nonsense like this emanating from the preachings of Jehovah's Witnesses and other like-minded harbingers of "doom & gloom", I would long-since have had enough money to finance the provision of nuclear fall-out shelters for the entire population of a city the size of Perth!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Jehovah's Witnesses
    Coincidental that you should mention them.....

    About 11ish am today I had two of them ringing my bell.
    As the door release doesn't work, I opened the front window to see who it was, and as soon as one of them started spouting claptrap, I shouted as loud as possible:

    "Allah Akbar"...........

    All of sudden they didn't seem too interested...
    I think they are still running.....



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    I thought it would be billions of years before the earth crashes into the sun? And they will all be living in a different dimension by then surely?

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Doomed.....we are all DOOMED

    The world ends at the end of this millennium!
    And i suppose this one appeared to you in a vision as well
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    I had a very nice filipina jehovas Witness at my door the other week, we spoke for ages about my fiancee after she saw my windchimes from Palawan. She still couldnt resist quoting scripture to me tho, but it wasn't as strained an encounter as most of them

    To be honest, Ive often thought these dorr to door jehovas Witnesses should go into sales - they have lots more persistence than any of the salespeople that have worked for me in the past!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MarBell379 View Post
    they have lots more persistence than any of the salespeople that have worked for me in the past!

    How about some double glazing, squire...???


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    Would you like to buy this rug for £50 or spend eternity in Hell?
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    You selling toupees now?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sim11UK View Post
    You selling toupees now?
    ex-Jacko stock!
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