Acceptance of the job waives your right to any days off, pension, anything else that may cost me money, and also your soul is mine.
- Guaranteed pay well under the minimum wage.
- Must have brown skin so the soot doesn't show up as much!
- Small preferably, although looking for someone smaller
- Must have previous similar experience. IE Ironing, washing, toilet cleaning, etc
- Preferable if applicant speaka da English, but fast headless chicken talk would be OK!
- Sense of humor essential.
- Whistling while you work, also a bonus
Thanks for your time, I look forward to being your master.....sorry...employer.
