Keith - Administrator
lol
was it taken in ur kitchen boss
"You don't have to be a certain age to fall in love;
although you've maybe been told you're to young.
For those who tell you that,
that don't know what is."
is that ur dog??? nice pic!!!!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
Hey! You would be "barking" mad to eat one of his meals! It will probably taste "rough!" You taught your dog to cook, and "woof" you had your dinner in no time!
You can teach your dog too cook, but you'll never teach it to stop licking it's...
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
you guys should see him using the toilet and flush it!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
At first glance, my immediate thought on reading the title of this particular thread was: "hot dogs" ... well, it'd been a while since teatime, and I was beginning to feel a little peckish again ...
... and then I was reminded of a visit I made to China back in 2005. I was one of a party of 40 other like-minded [mainly] Brits. Another was a big Cockney guy called Roger, who'd a habit of "sniffing" after practically every sentence he uttered. It happened to be an 'all inclusive' package holiday with meals provided at each stop-off point ... although no-one ever seemed entirely sure of the cuisine being served up at the hotel restuarants en route.
Anyway, one day, after lunch, I found myself chatting to Roger just before boarding our tour bus. All of a sudden he turned, looked this way and that and, quite candidly, remarked: "Don't see many dogs 'round 'ere, me ol' mate" ... sniff! it was hilarious! ... the way he said it, I mean. It was as if it had somehow occurred to him that perhaps we'd just sampled cannine meat (and I'm not talking about 'Pal', 'Chappie' or whatever!) I was in fits of the s every time I thought about it for the rest of that afternoon.
Many a true word is spoken in jest, though. Because I'm told that *'roast dog' is regarded as a Chinese delicacy - even if it doesn't appear as *such on the menu. Rruff, rruff ... !!
"You wouldn't give it to the dog..."
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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