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    Caring Father

    A twenty-year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting and cursing, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I'm very sorry, but I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I WILL take charge."

    He continued:
    "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father who had remained silent, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you sleep with her again."


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    LOL, nice one
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    LOL ... and I thought the father would reassure the rich man that a miscarriage won't happen! sheesh! LOL


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    Happy Sunday hahaha


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    I wont pretend I haven't heard this one before..but hehehehehehe

    The old ones are the best eh?

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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