hinting at marraige

[joebloggs]

chatting for 1 week and she wants to marry you i bet she told you she is a virgin too

i was chatting to the misses for a couple of months, and joked 'why don't we get wed', her mom heard her telling her sister , next thing i get a nicely written letter telling me to , and the first time i go and she her, i met her dad, who tells me he has a gun named after each of his 4 kids , then i knew i was doomed