Paddy & Murphy

[Deano]

Paddy & Murphy need a drink!
They pool their money, but only have 50p
Paddy takes the cash into the butchers and buys a sausage.
They enter a bar, order 2 Guinness and down them
When the barman asks for payment, Paddy puts the sausage
into his fly and Murphy sucks it.
The barman throws them out.
At the 10th pub Murphy said "I can’t do this anymore my knees are hurting"
Paddy replies

"your knees? I lost the sausage in the 2nd firkin pub.

[Philip]

[walesrob]

oo-er

[scotsfiancee]

Hmmmm

[Chrisirene]