Mind you ... it's undoubtedly a vast improvement on Michael Jackson's attemptsOriginally Posted by Tawi2
Its the results of my new face moisturising cream arthur,guaranteed to make any man irresistable to members of the opposite sex,and even members of the middle-sex,it staves off wrinkles and softens the square lines of the faceI shall be selling it at next years barrio fiesta,I am even thinking of adding some hydrochloric acid so it doubles as a skin whitening product,first however I feel its only fair to conduct the trials upon myself
to whiten HIS skin! Maybe you COULD try marketing it for his many fans who might deign to go along to the next barrio fiesta to make up for his inadvertent "non-appearance" at the pre-planned UK concerts in his honour.
