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The following is a draft list of quotes attributed to Melanie Marquez.
*My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.
*That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.
*Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.
*I won’t stoop down to my level.
*Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?
*‘Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.
*Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo...Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.
*We are lovers, not fighters.
*Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.
*I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.
*Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
*Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!
*I keep my crown in the voltage.
*Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
*I couldn’t care a damn!
*What’s your next class before this?
*Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
*Don’t touch me not!
*You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
*Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable.
*You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!
*Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo...PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.
*Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na? Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
*They should talk behind the scene...
*(answering the phone) Hello. Wait a moment. Please hang yourself.
*(before Christmas) Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.
*Why I will give my calling card, I'm not a call girl. (Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.)
*Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat. (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)
*Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)
*And the base of my observation is... (showbiz stripped May 14 GMA Ch. 7)
*At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek’s mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!"
*(When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) Don't worry little angel, big angel is here.
*(On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her daughter) He should be put behind bar.
*(While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!
*(While she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.
*(After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz) My answers have been prayered!
*(To ex-flame Senator Lito Lapid) Hello...Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! (In response to being misunderstood) You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.
Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel
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