Can someone do a translation for me please?

[miss.piggy]

Miss Piggy,
I'm sorry - I'm clearly a bit thick on this subject.
I logged into Yahoo mail and messenger but can't find anything about PM.
I hardly use it.
How do I find your PM?

i am online now (yahoo)...i sent you another message..

i will email you instead so you get it as actual message than a PM.