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    Exclamation Dear Mum Letter

    Not sure if you have read this before but anyway, happy reading


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    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed

    was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

    envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

    It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the

    envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
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    'Dear, Mum.

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

    elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

    with Dad and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

    knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,

    her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

    woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

    We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

    hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

    the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

    so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

    many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Nicholas.






    “P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

    the school report that's on my desk”





    I love you!

    Call when it is safe for me to come home.


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    Jiri & Maricel


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    NIce one!!!


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    LOL, very clever idea indeed
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Very funny at the end Thanks Hope my boys wont be like that
    LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann07 View Post

    Very funny at the end Thanks Hope my boys wont be like that
    Haha! Made me think as well


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    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Hehehehehe

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Nice one!
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    LOL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlwill View Post
    LOL.
    Nice blog Charl starving lol Thanks
    LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL


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    I wish it were true....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    I wish it were true....

    Which would you rather receive?
    RED MARKS on his report card or a WARRANT of Arrest from the Police due to drugs & heavy alcohol etc etc... hahaha

    NEITHER OF THE TWO!! or The 1st one is lesser evil hahaha I guess


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