A hunter kills a deer and brings it home, he decides to serve the deer for dinner. But his kids are fussy eaters, so he doesn't tell them what it is!! As the meal is served the kids keep asking "What are we eating? What are we eating?"
There father says "I'll give you a hint it's what your mother sometimes calls me..." The kids think for a second and say "Don't eat it, it's an a**hole!!"
