Two rough looking English guys are in a bar, and they see an Irishman quietly drinking his beer. They decide to start a fight with him by insulting St Patrick!

1st Englishmen: Do you know St Patrick was a w****r? He was a wimp! A sissy! He wore womens underwear! The guy was a freak!

Irishman: (Very casually) Oh really? That's very interesting...

1st Englishmen: St Patricks mother was a prostitiute! His father was a retard! His sister was a whore!

Irishman: (Very casually) That's fascinating facts...

(The second Englishmen is determined he's going to anger the Irishman, and he knows exactly what to say...)

2nd Englishmen: Do you know St Patrick wasn't even Irish, he was ENGLISH!

Irishman: (Still very casual..) Yes, your friend was just telling me..