Aussies On The Building Site...

[nigel]

Two Australian men arrive in England, and they manage to get some work on the local building site. They had one Aussie working on the ground with a shovel, and the other driving this big digger!! Anyway a disaster happens, the man driving the digger accidently runs over his mate and kills him!! Hells bells!!

Of course the Aussie driving this digger was ever so upset and distraught, he can't believe he killed his own mate. To make matters worse he has to identify his mates body at the morgue!! And he says "I just can't go through with this, it's just too upsetting!" Well the staff at the morgue they sympathised with him and they said "Here's what we'll do mate, we'll cut your mates head off, we'll stick it on the end of a broomstick, and we'll walk it past that window there, and that wont be too upsetting for you?" The Aussie guy says "Yeah! Ok!"

So they cut this guys head off, they walk it past the window, and they say to him "Is that your mate?" The Aussie says "No!" They say "Whaaat?? But it must be?" He says "No, he was taller than that!!"

[jimeve]

Two Australian men arrive in England, and they manage to get some work on the local building site. They had one Aussie working on the ground with a shovel, and the other driving this big digger!! Anyway a disaster happens, the man driving the digger accidently runs over his mate and kills him!! Hells bells!!

Of course the Aussie driving this digger was ever so upset and distraught, he can't believe he killed his own mate. To make matters worse he has to identify his mates body at the morgue!! And he says "I just can't go through with this, it's just too upsetting!" Well the staff at the morgue they sympathised with him and they said "Here's what we'll do mate, we'll cut your mates head off, we'll stick it on the end of a broomstick, and we'll walk it past that window there, and that wont be too upsetting for you?" The Aussie guy says "Yeah! Ok!"

So the cut this guys head off, they walk it past the window, and they say to him "Is that your mate?" The Aussie says "No!" They say "Whaaat?? But it must be?" He says "No, he was taller than that!!"

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