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    Nigels Favourite Joke Ever..The Priests Golf Game...

    A priest and an Australian are playing golf. The Aussie tries for the ball and he says "Damn I missed!"

    The priest says "Tut, tut, using this unholy language! May god have mercy on your soul!"

    The Aussie tries for the ball again and he says "Damn I missed!"

    The priest says "Tut, tut, tut, good grief man! If you say 'damn' like that once more, god will surely strike you down!!"

    The Aussie tries for the ball again and says "Damn I missed!"

    This bolt of lightning flashes from the sky and boom! The PRIEST is totally blown away!!

    And then you hear god's voice from the heavens... and he says....





















    "Damn I missed!!"



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    paddy and murphy sat doing the crossword, paddy says, murphy im stuck on 2 down, flightless bird from iceland?? 6 & 7

    murphy laughs out loud, no wonder people like you give us irish a bad name, you thick sod paddy, thats easy, wat is it then ?? ah its. frozen chicken,


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimcarie View Post
    paddy and murphy sat doing the crossword, paddy says, murphy im stuck on 2 down, flightless bird from iceland?? 6 & 7

    murphy laughs out loud, no wonder people like you give us irish a bad name, you thick sod paddy, thats easy, wat is it then ?? ah its. frozen chicken,
    I thought you was going to say, ah, it's Kerry Katona!

    Hahahaha

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    LOL, very funny nigel
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
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    Nigel I am still waiting.....

    Where's that joke....???


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post

    Nigel I am still waiting.....

    Where's that joke....???
    The joke is:

    The poor loyal Priest gets blown away instead of the Aussie!

    God misses the Aussie with his bolt of lightning and hits the Priest instead!

    To add insult to injury, god is also using the expression "Damn I Missed" aswell...

    Geddit?

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    Got it Nigel!... Nice one again!>..
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    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Nice one Nigel!


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    Flightless bird/frozen chicken from 'Iceland'? ... a good joke, Jim! :lol2: Many's the true word(s) spoken in jest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimcarie View Post
    paddy and murphy sat doing the crossword, paddy says, murphy im stuck on 2 down, flightless bird from iceland?? 6 & 7

    murphy laughs out loud, no wonder people like you give us irish a bad name, you thick sod paddy, thats easy, wat is it then ?? ah its. frozen chicken,
    Cheesy, but impressive


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