A priest and an Australian are playing golf. The Aussie tries for the ball and he says "Damn I missed!"
The priest says "Tut, tut, using this unholy language! May god have mercy on your soul!"
The Aussie tries for the ball again and he says "Damn I missed!"
The priest says "Tut, tut, tut, good grief man! If you say 'damn' like that once more, god will surely strike you down!!"
The Aussie tries for the ball again and says "Damn I missed!"
This bolt of lightning flashes from the sky and boom! The PRIEST is totally blown away!!
And then you hear god's voice from the heavens... and he says....
"Damn I missed!!"
