Ows yer bees off fer hunny then me ole mucker?
Ows yer bees off fer hunny then me ole mucker?
two ticks = just a minute (from tick tock 'clock' )
cheers = can mean 'thank you' or 'bye' or as a toast when drinking
now then = Lincolnshire expression often said 'now-en' used to say 'Hello'
choca block = when something is full or busy
bonkers = silly, crazy, stupid or mental
nutter = a crazy person
I think The British have more words for toilets and what you do in them than any other country lol
Words for toilets:
loo, bathroom, wc (water closet), little girls or boys room, mens or ladies, cr*pper, bog
there are others but they escape me at the mo (mo = moment)
I would put the plethora of words for what we do in the toilet but I think i've gone far enough
Mark, Cristina & Raffy
best thing since sliced bread - really good
you are having a laugh - you are not serious are you
water off a ducks back - really easy
Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy
if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!
"Having a bubble" is Joking
"Leave it out" is stop.
"Treacle" is a term of endearment
"Awright darlin/babes" greeting for friends.
"Hows it hanging?" is hows life
My brothers wife is a proper cockney,better than the Eastenders actors,some of her expressions are I remember loads of expressions from the north east but they are littered with 4-letter epithets Dofferent words are also used around the country for different things,in the north east a "Loon" is a crazy person,in Caithness its used to describe a young boy
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
f-f***k off
t-turd
s-sucker or ****
w-w***ker
b-bloody hell
all expression here are swear words
all things are possible!
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I guess the pain in his toe was big then
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
"You don't have to be a certain age to fall in love;
although you've maybe been told you're to young.
For those who tell you that,
that don't know what is."
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Oh thanks everyone...I enjoy reading your reply
I think i'm gonna use them somehow but I'll make it sure I'll gonna say it in proper time
ok...keep goin? or ok keep comin'? confused now
cheers
Don't make promises when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.
Go for a wee - go to the loo to urinate
More to come!
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
"Spending a penny" is also urinating though it actually costs a quid if you use the toilets/bogs/loo's in Harrods
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
thinggy, oh bugger, flippin 'eck, blimey and bloody, hiya cocker, in't it luv (northener, my fiance said i am so funny saying it), muppet, numpty, and oh some of rude words (i hope my 2 yr old son doesn't copy this) to***r and w***er when we are on a motorway
"Success is not about how much money you have; it's about the choices you can make in life"
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
Not 100% authentic Surrey,but theres loads of northerners down here,in the high street theres a guy from Sunderland owns a shop,and natives of Newcastle are EVERYWHERE Theres two guys from Gateshead fly down to heathrow every wednesday night for Kempton Park Market on a thursday morning,they have a lock-up down here and a van,they fly back home thursday nights.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
- Away and boil yer head!
- Away ye numpty.
- Yer talking oot yer backside.
- Aye right.
- Maaybe.
- Aynaku,
- I know.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
hiya duck, some would say where i live.
I haven't got any
Tish
my wife picked up you!
i dont know where she got it from but she mainly says it when talking to me
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
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