A young girl goes to a hairdressers and says "I want you to cut my hair just like Rihanna!" (Shut Up And Drive :9
The barber says "That will take a VERY long time though...!"
The young girl says "That's ok I'll just fall asleep in the chair here..!"
Barber says "Ok I'll cut away while you get some sleep."
One hour later the young girl wakes up and she discovers she is completetly bald!
She says "You idiot! Rihanna doesn't look like this!?"
The barber says "She would if she came here love!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Not one of your better ones Nigel.
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Originally Posted by Tawi2
sorry Nigel I agree with Tawi in here.
Its actually a 5/10 Nigel,some of yours are off the scale 12/10's they are so good,but this particular offering is scraping the bottom of the barrel mate,sorry
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
When i saw the title i thought it was your Vimvie who wants Rihanna's haircut.
Good one tough!
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
Awww they don't like this one...maybe it will end up in a christmas cracker?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
I don't understand !
Please elaborate
I hope I dont get to pull it thenAwww they don't like this one...maybe it will end up in a christmas cracker?
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I don't understand !
Please elaborate
Anyone who goes to this barber ends up bald...no matter who it might be!
If Rihanna went to the barbers there she would end up bald aswell, so it's a silly misunderstanding...hehe
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Anyone who goes to this barber ends up bald...no matter who it might be!
If Rihanna went to the barbers there she would end up bald aswell, so it's a silly misunderstanding
I see
Got it!...Awww they don't like this one...maybe it will end up in a christmas cracker?
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
LOL, that is one dangerous barber, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
A young girl goes to a hairdressers and says "I want you to cut my hair just like Rihanna!" (Shut Up And Drive :9
Who's Rihanna? ... or am I either being obtuse, or showing my age?
she's currently a popular pop singer/artist arthur
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Rhianna is incredible,but I cringe whenever I hear KC murdering Umbrella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0RAeHFQVk
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I could be a good joke if you just change the last sentenceA young girl goes to a hairdressers and says "I want you to cut my hair just like Rihanna!" (Shut Up And Drive :9
The barber says "That will take a VERY long time though...!"
The young girl says "That's ok I'll just fall asleep in the chair here..!"
Barber says "Ok I'll cut away while you get some sleep."
One hour later the young girl wakes up and she discovers she is completetly bald!
She says "You idiot! Rihanna doesn't look like this!?"
The barber says "She would if she came here love!"
Have you guys heard the latest song of Black Eyed Peas 'Boom Boom Pow'?
There's a line there
'Im so 3008, you so 2000 and late,
I got that boom boom boom,
That future boom boom boom,
Let me get it now'
basically Arthur you're not just 2000 and late
Not an expert, I only try to help.
Let me sing one of Rihanna's popular song
'ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella, ella eh, eh, eh'
got it now?
Not an expert, I only try to help.
Marie Digby does a great cover of Umbrella, and I swear she looks FilipinoRhianna is incredible,but I cringe whenever I hear KC murdering Umbrella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0RAeHFQVk
And I was correct, and I swear she looks Filipino
Dear me, don't quit the day job, Nigel
The barber says "She would if she came here love!"
Nope.Let me sing one of Rihanna's popular song
'ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella, ella eh, eh, eh'
got it now?
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