Oh gawd you've got me started on the parrot jokes!
A man buys a parrot and is disturbed to learn it has a filthy mouth!
"Fancy a shag? Fancy a shag?""Want a BJ? Want a BJ?"
The bird is always talking dirty unholy things!
The local Priest suggests an idea! Put your parrot with my parrot, the Priest suggests...my parrot has been raised by me, and will be a good influence!
So they put the foul mouthed parrot in the same cage as the Priests parrot and it says "Fancy a shag? Fancy a shag?"
The Priests parrot says "At last, my prayers have been answered!"
