... or, to take this concept a [ridiculous] stage further ... albeit not work-related:
On one occasion when I accompanied my son-in-law to a Tesco superstore in Aberdeen's outskirts, I left him to scout around for what he needed while I'd a glance through some of the magazines on display on the newspaper stands.
I was flabbergastedwhen he rebuked me, saying, "You DO realise that that's tantamount to STEALING? ... !". "In what WAY?", I asked him ... to which he replied: "Reading a book, paper or magazine without paying for it, amounts to nothing less than petty THEFT ... theft of newsprint!"
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