Happy birthday you are no wayyyyy old. Have a great day! Did you get a cake?

Ah what you complaining about. To quote Dara O Briain sketch hehe. I hope this does not offend some peoples

"How old are ye? 18?Look at ya. I bet you can bound up the stairs 2 at a time and your body bounces like a spring when you push it. Yer cherub faced ...... ya make me sick! Just wait. When you over 30. It always young people music, young people car, phone whatever they want to buy. I think we should have a new policy on young people. They are nice to look at, and nice to ...., but there absolutely nothing going on UPSTAIRS.I'm 30. I got alot of cash, dance for me ye prick"