We do not Run an Immigration Consultancy

[ginapeterb]

Magandang Umuga Bayan ! and Good Morning Britain !


And Show rolls on !


Latest E Mail from my website, through http://www.british-filipino.com mail forwarding service:

"Hello Webmaster, this is Cherry here, hi, I just wanted to ask, my bf is called Michael, he is on Income port ( i THINK SHE MEANS INCOME SUPPORT) and we met on freindster last year, he cannnot come to visit me at present as he is betweeen his jobs, and says he is in the middle of a big deal, but soon he will come to visit me in Mindanao, do you think he will get the visa for me, if he has the Income port ! I read it on your sight about public funds ? does this mean..he can borrow from the public fun for my visa, ( I Think she means can he use public funds to get her visa) does the Governement help people like Michael to get their GF to England ? I want to go to England soon, do you think I will be going ?


Petes comment:


The only help your BF will get girl is a swift kick up the ass from the British Governement, and not much else, but never mind he can always apply for Government assisted Migration programme, GAMP for short, or the GALP programme: Get a Life Pal !!!!!

Any comments on this true Pearl of an E mail !! (Rob, Paul, Keith, Pauldo) its a new day, but the hits just keep on coming and coming, but what the ff.....what do we live for, but to provide sport for our readers, and all have a good laugh in our turn......

[walesrob]

Originally posted by ginapeterb@Sep 29 2005, 09:04 AM
Magandang Umuga Bayan ! and Good Morning Britain !
And Show rolls on !
Latest E Mail from my website, through http://www.british-filipino.com mail forwarding service:


The only help your BF will get girl is a swift kick up the ass from the British Governement, and not much else, but never mind he can always apply for Government assisted Migration programme, GAMP for short, or the GALP programme: Get a Life Pal !!!!!

Any comments on this true Pearl of an E mail !!

Quoted post

They keep on coming don't they?! The "bf" needs a kicking for giving this girl some hope when there clearly isn't any....

This is what happens when you try to help people, as in Pete's website - full of useful and helpful information, and what do you get in return? You get accused of running an immigration scam by the British Embassy and then your emailed by some poor girl in Mindanao looking for hope when there clearly isnt any. Maybe Pete you should put in big bold words at the top of each page "Pete is not a Personal Immigration consultant".

"She spells better than those Welsh people anyway"
Oi! Wee kan spel dahn ere in Aberisitwith.

Before I forget, Elsa and I are off to Hong Kong, then Philippines on October 25th for 18 days, so get your orders in for i-pods, cheap clothes, computer bits, etc etc.
I've even put it on the calendar on this website....

[Philip]

Hi, can you donate money, sort out visa applications etc for me and my filipina gf so that I/we dont have to do jack **** in order to be together please?

Thanks in advance.

[Pauldo]

Originally posted by ginapeterb@Sep 29 2005, 09:04 AM
Magandang Umuga Bayan ! and Good Morning Britain !
Any comments on this true Pearl of an E mail !! (Rob, Paul, Keith, Pauldo) its a new day, but the hits just keep on coming and coming, but what the ff.....what do we live for, but to provide sport for our readers, and all have a good laugh in our turn......

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The sad thing is that he probably genuinely thinks he can get her over here, and she probably believes him. It's hard for Joe Normal to imagine the sheer grief involved in the whole process, and it's only getting harder by the year.

A few years, when I first got married, many of my mates on ths ship were convinced my wife had the instant right to come to the UK just because she had married me, and they were very reluctant to believe otherwise. They're totally uninformed about visas and such stuff, living in a bygone age. The empire crumbled long ago I'm afraid.

I can't believe the number of Thai and Filipino girls I met (in a former life, ahem ) who were waiting for their boyfriend to 'make a visa' for them to go the the USA/UK. Guys promise these girls the earth, and probably in all honesty at the time. It's just so easy to feel that sort of thing when you're in a holiday romance situation.

And when a girl asks you:

She: "You from England! You know my boyfriend John? He's from Lon Don too?"

Me: " Er, no, what's his surname?"

She: "His name John, he from Lon Don, you MUST know him"

Me: "Sorry, no, I don't live in London"

She: "But you come from England, Lon Don, you must know him. He's making a visa for me when he come back next year and we're going to live in Lon Don"

Me: "Er, no sorry, when did you see him last?"

And all the time she's sat there in a bikini, rubbing your leg and asking you to 'go bar fine' with her :P B)

Isn't life just surreal some days