Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not
wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed
for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in
their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,
Enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery
when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless
bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them
individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. ?How in the world did she know
they were priests??
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought
even more outrageous outfits. Once again,
in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured topless bikini,
taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer
and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
'Yes, Father?'??' We are priests and proud of it,
but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are
priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,
'Father, it's me,......... ... Sister Kathleen!'
