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    Medic............

    Apparently , the British Medical Association has weighed in on the
    economic stimulus package....

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
    Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
    Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
    Pediatricians said, 'Oh,Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
    Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided the whole thing should be cut out.
    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
    Urologists were pissed off at the thrust of the proposal.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
    Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
    the a..holes in London.



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    Very clever !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Apparently , the British Medical Association has weighed in on the
    economic stimulus package....

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
    Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
    Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
    Pediatricians said, 'Oh,Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
    Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided the whole thing should be cut out.
    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
    Urologists were pissed off at the thrust of the proposal.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
    Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
    the a..holes in London.
    The Gynaecologists are still looking into it?
    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.


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