Possibly dead????

[Alan]

I have just eaten out of date fish for dinner.

If I post tomorrow, it means that I am still alive!

If not......................it has been nice to be a part of the family!!

Al.

[aromulus]

It has been a pleasure to have been "sort of" aquainted with you...

Sleep well....

[KeithD]

Fish have dates?

[trader dave]

well i am sure your wife eats that dried fish and the rest of the pilipina but they are still kicking yukkkkk lets face it dried fish is so far out of the date the flies wont even settle on it


and yes i have tried it before you lot start nagging

[nigel]

I often eat stuff that's out of date...I think I can judge for myself if it's safe to eat, if you found you could eat it, it couldn't have been that manky anyhow!

[nigel]

Quick joke:

A man is in court for eating a rare eagle, but the man claims he was stuck in the forest, with nothing to eat, and rather than face starvation, he killed and ate the rare bird!

The judge says that as this is exceptional circumstances, the man should not be found not guilty, but the Judge asks this man "Do tell us, what did this rare eagle taste like?"

The man says "Oh! A bit like a Tawny Owl!"

[IainBusby]

well i am sure your wife eats that dried fish and the rest of the pilipina but they are still kicking yukkkkk lets face it dried fish is so far out of the date the flies wont even settle on it


and yes i have tried it before you lot start nagging

I thought it was the flies pooing on it that made it smell the way it does.

[Mrs.JMajor]

Dont worry, you will post tomorrow I am sure, its just that you will keep going back in the loo or since you lived there for quite long time,your stomach will used to it already