Quick joke:
A man is in court for eating a rare eagle, but the man claims he was stuck in the forest, with nothing to eat, and rather than face starvation, he killed and ate the rare bird!
The judge says that as this is exceptional circumstances, the man should not be found not guilty, but the Judge asks this man "Do tell us, what did this rare eagle taste like?"
The man says "Oh! A bit like a Tawny Owl!"
