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  1. 8th August 2009 #1
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    Talking Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies!

    Black Hawk Down (Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba)
    Dead Man’s Chest (Dodo Ng Patay)
    I Know What You Did Last Summer (Uyy…! Aminin!)
    Love, Actually (Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig)
    Million Dollar Baby (50 Million Pisong Sanggol depende sa
    current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)
    The Blair Witch Project (Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair)
    Mary Poppins (Si Mariang May Putok)
    Snakes On A Plane ( Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere)
    The Postman Always Rings Twice (Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging
    Dalawang Beses)
    Sum of All Fears (Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat)
    Swordfish (Talakitok)
    Pretty Woman ( Ganda Ng Lola Mo)
    Robin Hood, Men In Tights (Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat)
    Four Weddings and A Funeral (Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
    Mamamatay Ka Rin)
    The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat)
    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu)
    Click (Isang Pindot Ka Lang)
    Brokeback Mountain (May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
    ng Tralala)
    The Day of the Death (Ayaw Tumayo Ng Mga Patay)
    Waterworld (Basang-Basa)
    There’s Something About Mary (May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria)
    Employee of the Month (Ang Sipsip)
    Resident Evil (Ang Biyenan)
    Kill Bill (Kilitiin sa Bilbil)
    The Grudge ( Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti)_
    Nightmare Before Christmas (Binangungot Sa Noche Buena)
    Annie Hall (Ang Butas Ni Annie)
    Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi)
    Gone In 60 Seconds (1 Round, Tulog)
    The Fast and the Furious ( Ang Bitin, Galit)
    Too Fast, Too Furious (Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit)
    Dude, Where’s My Car? (Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?)
    Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya)
    The Lord of the Rings (Ang Alahero)


    Enjoy
    There once was a girl that believed in mankind, that there was still honor and chivalry that existed in everyone of us. She also believed that everyone deserves a chance to prove oneself individually and hoped that the courtesy would be returned. That girl is dead now, and all that is left is her shadow. To give one a chance to prove thyself is a chance for you to become dwindled in the dissappointment.

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    I can't read it!!
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    Million Dollar Baby (50 Million Pisong Sanggol depende sa
    current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi)Kill Bill (Kilitiin sa Bilbil)



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya)Very good



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    LOL!

    So funny! Where did you get those?

  7. 8th August 2009 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    I can't read it!!
    time to learn how to read some tagalog boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by britishdetained View Post

    Robin Hood, Men In Tights (Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat)
    Four Weddings and A Funeral (Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
    Mamamatay Ka Rin)
    The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat)
    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu)
    Brokeback Mountain (May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
    ng Tralala)
    Employee of the Month (Ang Sipsip)
    Resident Evil (Ang Biyenan)
    Never Been Kissed (Pangit Kasi)
    Gone In 60 Seconds (1 Round, Tulog)
    The Fast and the Furious ( Ang Bitin, Galit)
    Too Fast, Too Furious (Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit)
    Beauty and the Beast (Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya)
    This one's really made me laugh lol
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"

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    super funny! nice one charlene!
    "The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."

    "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

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    Piracy dvd's copied and subtitle translated (to english language) by Chinese are really worst, i've seen quite a lot of them and it was bad...and funny and annoying, I couldn't concentrate on the movie I was watchingLike instead of 'Norman - Nohman', "the village that you is currently in" as opposed to "your village", and "His parents were killed in her face" instead of "her parents were killed right in front of her"

    So never buy piracy dvd, specially made from china
    Not an expert, I only try to help.

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    Pirated DVD's?Loads of them in Baclaran,theres all those stalls together near the McDonalds selling them,one guy was playing porn DVD's in the street on his stall I didnt stop nor look closely to read the sub-titles though in case anyone thought I was a perv



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Pirated DVD's?Loads of them in Baclaran,theres all those stalls together near the McDonalds selling them,one guy was playing porn DVD's in the street on his stall I didnt stop nor look closely to read the sub-titles though in case anyone thought I was a perv
    how much was they.

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    Well,he wanted to charge me Puti-price so I got someone to get me them for 50 pesos each He did originally quote me 100 pesos each But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    He did originally quote me 100 pesos each But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.
    yeah right.

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    Its true Jim,I mean the discs only showed raunchy Swedish lesbians or hot-chocolate Thai porn Nothing of interest there



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Its true Jim,I mean the discs only showed raunchy Swedish lesbians or hot-chocolate Thai porn Nothing of interest there
    No hairy Germans then.

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    Nahh,she was a one off



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Well,he wanted to charge me Puti-price so I got someone to get me them for 50 pesos each He did originally quote me 100 pesos each But I only bought them to destroy them and get them off the streets.
    You can get 3 for 100 in Quipo...it is were they are making pirated DVD's

    But not good
    There once was a girl that believed in mankind, that there was still honor and chivalry that existed in everyone of us. She also believed that everyone deserves a chance to prove oneself individually and hoped that the courtesy would be returned. That girl is dead now, and all that is left is her shadow. To give one a chance to prove thyself is a chance for you to become dwindled in the dissappointment.

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    fab!
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by britishdetained View Post
    You can get 3 for 100 in Quipo...it is were they are making pirated DVD's

    But not good
    In Quiapo?I better buy some more then next time I am over just to destroy them so they dont end up on the streets



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.

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