Originally Posted by nigel
SPEECH THERAPY...
A stammering man goes to a speech therapist:
Man: p p p please c c cure my st st stammer!?
Therapist: Certainly sir, I'll just put this wooden spoon on your tongue.
Man: Wow! I can speak perfectly now!I can't thank you enough!
How much do I owe you?
Therapist: £500
Man: b b b bloody how mu mu mu much?!
