SPEECH THERAPY...
A stammering man goes to a speech therapist:
Man: p p p please c c cure my st st stammer!?
Therapist: Certainly sir, I'll just put this wooden spoon on your tongue.
Man: Wow! I can speak perfectly now!I can't thank you enough!
How much do I owe you?
Therapist: £500
Man: b b b bloody how mu mu mu much?!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Sorry Nigel,that one is relegated to the bin
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Originally Posted by nigel
SPEECH THERAPY...
A stammering man goes to a speech therapist:
Man: p p p please c c cure my st st stammer!?
Therapist: Certainly sir, I'll just put this wooden spoon on your tongue.
Man: Wow! I can speak perfectly now!
Therapist: £500
Man: b b b bloody how mu mu mu much?!
LOL, i find this comment funnier than the joke, sorry nigel, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Thought that was quite funny Nige... For one of yours..
Another stammerer j j j joke!
A bunch of guys are asked to go door to door selling bibles! They really don't sell much but there is one guy who manages to sell a lot of them.
Whats even more interesting is the guy has a stammer! So they ask him how he manages to sell so many bibles, he says...
"It's q q q quite simple really...I j j just ask them would you like to b b b buy this b b b b b would you like to b b b buy this b b bible, or would you like me t t t t to would you like me t to r r r r read it to you?"
Apologies to any stammerers! But hey you know you'd make good door to door salesmen! hehe
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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