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    Talking Gentlemen, scientists finally give us a scientific discovery better than Television!

    And what could this amazing discovery be?

    Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest

    Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome

    Gentlemen, I await your green blobs Ladies, I await your red blobs



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    And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    And what could this amazing discovery be?

    Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest

    Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!
    This can be both good news and bad news.......
    good news in the sense that if it will cure pre-eclamsia - then that's awesome indeed
    and the bad news will depend on how the ingestion will be done, lol
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    This can be both good news and bad news.......
    good news in the sense that if it will cure pre-eclamsia - then that's awesome indeed
    and the bad news will depend on how the ingestion will be done, lol
    Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court
    LOL
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Ah, but I titled the thread Gentlemen.... As I am sure all of the gentlemen on this forum will want to swear upon this discovery quicker than they would swear upon the bible in court


    sorry i never read the article but are we saying oral ingestion works


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    Quote Originally Posted by trader dave View Post
    sorry i never read the article but are we saying oral ingestion works
    Scientifically proven


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Scientifically proven


    oooo my wife was telling the truth then and apparently its the secret to looking young

    I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE


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    Quote Originally Posted by trader dave View Post

    I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE
    There is not a single man who is going to argue with this And if there is one, he might one day be found under a Las Vegas Casino


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!

    Well it worked for me, never had pre-eclampsia!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    And what could this amazing discovery be?

    Well, for those among you trying for a baby. You may have come accross the term Pre-eclampsia! For those who have not, the following wikipedia article will be of interest

    Now the interesting part of this article and the serious science behind it can be found here And Gentlemen, this method for reducing Pre-eclampsia is Awesome

    Gentlemen, I await your green blobs Ladies, I await your red blobs


    Quote Originally Posted by trader dave View Post
    oooo my wife was telling the truth then and apparently its the secret to looking young

    I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE
    I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interest of science you understand.
    Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Well it worked for me, never had pre-eclampsia!


    Ah but were you ingesting or dispensing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Well if you wifey isn't interested Dom said he'll come round an do it for her
    I have enough on my plate fending off my wife....


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    I have enough on my plate....
    You could have worded that better in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.
    There is a direct correlation between women who ingested semen and those that did not Tell your wife this is a scientific fact! As true as the world s round or that the sun is more than a wee bit hot


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    Quote Originally Posted by win2win View Post
    you could have worded that better in this thread


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    I can't believe that women have never heard of this before, according to this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen it has sooooooo many health benefits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    I can't believe that women have never heard of this before, according to this wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen it has sooooooo many health benefits.
    Brothers, this needs to be spread far and wide (by word of mouth and stuff - no funny business )


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Brothers, this needs to be spread far and wide (by word of mouth and stuff - no funny business )
    I always said that 80% of women do have the intelligence gene in them, the problem we face is that 90% of them spit it out...!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    I always said that 80% of women do have the intelligence gene in them, the problem we face is that 90% of them spit it out...!!!!!


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    Red face

    not many women commenting on this thread


    i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who more negative rep


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    Quote Originally Posted by trader dave View Post
    not many women commenting on this thread


    i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who more negative rep
    Come on girls, you must have something to say about this......... but please don't speak with your mouth full.


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    for best treatment,how often should she take her medicine...maybe once a day??
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    for best treatment,how often should she take her medicine...maybe once a day??
    Oh, at least once a day.. At the very least


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    THREAD WARNING : "FOR GUYS ONLY", WOMEN KEEP OUT
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    Oh, at least once a day.. At the very least
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by sophie View Post
    :arsurrender: :arsurrender:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northerner View Post
    And for those too tired for the long wikipedia article! Basically, a woman who ingests her long term partners "seminal fluid" can develop immunity from pre-eclampsia!

    What the crap?? Who are these scientists? And what scientific journal have they published their work in, pray tell? Are you basing all this excitement on Wikipedia???

    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    I've shown this my wife this thread and she doesn't seem impressed with either of these theories. But I told her we really should try it, purely in the interests of scientific research you understand.
    Yeah, it's a dirty job, but it's all for science.

    Quote Originally Posted by trader dave View Post
    not many women commenting on this thread


    i suppose its to much to ask who spits or who more negative rep
    Well, haven't we women been told to keep out? And if I knew how to give you negative rep (or if I could), I'd have done it. Umm, also, I guess I should keep out lest my poor bf come in here and see me replying to a thread I'm not supposed to be reading.


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