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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    Did you know, most man u fans don't live in Manchester.
    Quite right....!

    According to a recent survey carried out for the Glazers, United is one of the most successful, if not the most successful club in the world and its fan base can be equalled in numbers, to the world rats population.

    What it means in real terms is that nobody is more than 3 metres away from one of the bs....


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Quite right....!

    According to a recent survey carried out for the Glazers, United is one of the most successful, if not the most successful club in the world and its fan base can be equalled in numbers, to the world rats population.

    What it means in real terms is that nobody is more than 3 metres away from one of the bs....
    good one, they breed like rats, have you notice how they crawl down the streets in packs, then when they loose they disappear down the drains.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    good one, they breed like rats, have you notice how they crawl down the streets in packs, then when they loose they disappear down the drains.
    Whilst we're on about rats.........

    A man walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age like to put on the mantelpiece. He thinks, "that'll be perfect for my mother-in-law's birthday," so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£10 for the rat, £100 for the story," replies the man.

    Skip the story, thinks the bloke, and takes the rat for the tenner. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 20 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after the other, plunging to certain death. The bloke then runs back to the shop...

    "Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "I thought you'd be back for the story". "Sod the story, where's the brass Manchester United fan?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
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    What it means in real terms is that nobody is more than 3 metres away from one of the bs....
    i thought you was talking about europeans being in the UK


    oh ...


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