Originally Posted by Win2Win
Your wife only has one breast!
LOL!u always make me laugh
Your wife only has one breast!
LOL!
i'm just wondering...what part of the female anatomy do men find the most (sexually) attractive?? and why?
Hips... ie, the womanly shape
face ,boobs, butt ,legs , feetoooo dear im going to bed goodnight wheres my wife
Purse.....it contains my money
Keith - Administrator
I love everything about my wife.
It all starts with a smile though............
The rest follows, I
Hubby said t is my brown sexy skin and cute butt
It is the eyes I always look first, then innerside
But time will passed by, and you will set aside the outside beauty, the more important is the inner beauty.
I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'
As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!
Al.
P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
We can't use AE it's banned on here
Besides, Filipina's are taught American English!
Keith - Administrator
You mean proper english like this:I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'
As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!
Al.
Whan that Aueryłł wt his shoures soote,
The droghte of Marcħ, hath perced to the roote;
And bathed euery veyne in swich lycour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek wt his sweete breeth,
Inspired hath in euery holt and heeth;
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne,
Hath in the Ram, his half cours yronne;
And smale foweles, maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open iye;
So priketh hem nature, in hir corages,
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrymages;
And Palmeres for to seeken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kouthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from euery shyres ende,
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende;
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan þt they weere seeke.
Well said Al.I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'
As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!
Al.
P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!
My wife uses the word "bottom" and she is very happy as she is learning English to learn English English as opposed to American English.
But they want to or are living in the British Isles in our forum.We can't use A
Besides, Filipina's are taught American English!
Chaucer had a way with wordsYou mean proper english like this:
Whan that Aueryłł wt his shoures soote,
The droghte of Marcħ, hath perced to the roote;
And bathed euery veyne in swich lycour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek wt his sweete breeth,
Inspired hath in euery holt and heeth;
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne,
Hath in the Ram, his half cours yronne;
And smale foweles, maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open iye;
So priketh hem nature, in hir corages,
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrymages;
And Palmeres for to seeken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kouthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from euery shyres ende,
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende;
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan þt they weere seeke.
I actually HATE the fact that we are all starting to use the word 'butt!'
As an English teacher I do not like 'Americanisms' entering our language. Just my opinion!
Al.
P.S. I like EVERYTHING about Hanna!
i totaly agree they should be banned on this ENGLISH FORUM
even MRS T tells me her friends say to her [how you understand your husband he talks so much slang ] the thing is thats what they are going to hear when they do come to the uk
we dont all talk with a plumb in our mouths, or speak the queens english
IMO though, it is wonderful to hear English spoken correctly.i totaly agree they should be banned on this ENGLISH FORUM
even MRS T tells me her friends say to her [how you understand your husband he talks so much slang ] the thing is thats what they are going to hear when they do come to the uk
we dont all talk with a plumb in our mouths, or speak the queens english
I get great pleasure listening to the very funny Henry Blofeld commentating on the cricket. He makes me chuckle and smile so much.
and from Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blofeld
Blofeld's cricket commentary is celebrated for his plummy voice and his idiosyncratic mention of superfluous details, including cranes, pigeons, buses, aeroplanes and helicopters that happen to be passing by.[5] He is also known to talk about the food on offer, in particular cakes, for extended periods of time after the tea and lunch breaks with occasional interruptions of the situation on the field. He also uses the phrase "my dear old thing", or variants thereof, to address fellow commentators and guests.
He frequently makes errors, for example failing to identify players correctly (one example was calling the England spinner Monty Panesar "Monty Python", and paceman Ryan Sidebottom "Ryan Stringfellow"), and is quite often lost for words in the more exciting passages of play. This doesn't detract from the love that many loyal listeners to Test Match Special the world over have for him, demonstrated in the Test against Pakistan at Headingley in 1996 when a flat overlooking the ground was draped with a huge banner proclaiming "Henry Blofeld is God" [6].
yes he is very good
it is hard enough for the girls to go from american/english to the actual language and the different variations cockney ,geordie ,brummy ,scouse ,many many then welsh,scots ,irish
i am lucky mrs T'S understanding of english is very very good and she even understands me
MRS T gets many comments of ooo your english is very good do you work in an office ,shop air hostess ??? where was you educated
and to be quite honest that was one of the reasons that i was attracted to herafter the initial physical attraction
I should be rich if I've sold shares
Keith - Administrator
Thank you for your kind comments chaps. (Notice I didn't say 'guys')
As I (think) I always say, my opinion is just that - mine! I, in no way mean to insult American English at all - it's just that I have a pride in my language - British English!
Yes Keith, Filipinos DO speak American English - the amazing thing is that, at school, many of the Filipino teachers say to me, "Teacher Alan, I wish I could speak English the way you do, and with your accent."
Apo - I am 100% with you. 'Blowers' is a commentating 'legend' as, of course, was the dear departed 'Jonners.'
Al.
P.S. Changing sport - OLDHAM WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
Keith - Administrator
That's pronounced "puff" but the actual spelling is poof.
I was talking about a pastryThat's pronounced "puff" but the actual spelling is poof.
Keith - Administrator
hehe smokey turd flavor thouHonest to goodness, I don't know why that man feeds women's butts
It looks like crisp
all things are possible!
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