It was Grandma’s 100th birthday - the family wheeled her out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her birthday celebration were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so a couple of family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so once again the family grabbed her & tied a pillowcase around her waist, to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma saying, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew . . .
'*******S WON'T LET ME FART.’
Jim
