Paddy

[Northerner]

A millionaire Aussie invites all his friends and family including all the neighbours and locals to a party, I mean everyone even the local Irish shop keeper Paddy. Everyone turns up to a great party as the night wears on the Aussie millionaire gets drunk and takes everyone to see his 20 ft long crocodile. After a while he shouts "I'll pay anyone a million dollars if they dive in and can beat my crocodile" within seconds Paddy goes flying over the water right on to top of the crocodile.

He starts to rip into the crocodile. Biting, tearing and gorging its eyes out and after a few minutes the crocodile is dead and Paddy climbs out. the Aussie millionaire says to him "well done mate I owe you a million dollars".

Paddy says I don't want it! "Okay" says the millionaire, "well at the least let me buy you a car". Again Paddy says no. So the Aussie millionaire says "well what do you want then"?

I want the who threw me in!

[Sophie]

LOL, he could have accepted the money first then hunt down whoever pushed him

[Ji&Ma]

Good one

[britishdetained]

Very funny Northerner

[Mrs.JMajor]

Hey, that was funny,cant help to laugh out loud here, and so my hubby read it also ,thanks for sharing Northerner

[Northerner]

Yeah, got it off a friend on facebook... Made me laugh out really loud too..

[belfast_dude]

A millionaire Aussie invites all his friends and family including all the neighbours and locals to a party, I mean everyone even the local Irish shop keeper Paddy. Everyone turns up to a great party as the night wears on the Aussie millionaire gets drunk and takes everyone to see his 20 ft long crocodile. After a while he shouts "I'll pay anyone a million dollars if they dive in and can beat my crocodile" within seconds Paddy goes flying over the water right on to top of the crocodile.

He starts to rip into the crocodile. Biting, tearing and gorging its eyes out and after a few minutes the crocodile is dead and Paddy climbs out. the Aussie millionaire says to him "well done mate I owe you a million dollars".

Paddy says I don't want it! "Okay" says the millionaire, "well at the least let me buy you a car". Again Paddy says no. So the Aussie millionaire says "well what do you want then"?

I want the who threw me in!