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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Better add the only sad one around during fiesta is the pig I remember the first time I cut a throat,the metalic tang of blood in the air,and the amount that pumped out Tesco meat-counter was never the same after that

    the brain of the pig is very nice cook the head in the oven scrape the brain out mix with cabbage and onion very tasty


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    Pigs are cute,you can lead train them and they will follow you like a dog,in fact they are more tractable than a canine Ignorance is bliss,they never know whats coming their way one fateful morning Wasnt it Fitzy who was on about opening a piggery?I wonder how he is getting along now over there?
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    hopefully he is going by the old saying -------if you cant be good ...be carefull if you cant be carefull buy a pram

    or maybe he is as happy as A PIG IN SH*T


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    Hope he doesnt have to buy a pram for his sakes Fitzy the Farmer,got a certain ring to it I just hope its not baby farming,pigs are much more lucrative



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    makes me miss the fiesta in Cagayan de Oro with your pics mr tawi2. To all ladies from CDO Happy fiesta in advance this August 28


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    Quote Originally Posted by acs View Post
    makes me miss the fiesta in Cagayan de Oro with your pics mr tawi2. To all ladies from CDO Happy fiesta in advance this August 28
    I was actually expecting a few complaints because the pics show blood,but I was expecting the complaints to come from queasy brit guys,I knew the pics would remind some ladies of fiesta,pigs and fiesta go hand in hand Though I did get an invite to one guys house who killed a Carabao



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Pigs are cute,you can lead train them and they will follow you like a dog,in fact they are more tractable than a canine Ignorance is bliss,they never know whats coming their way one fateful morning Wasnt it Fitzy who was on about opening a piggery?I wonder how he is getting along now over there?
    That's a point, what's Fitzy up to these days I wonder? maybe.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    That's a point, what's Fitzy up to these days I wonder? maybe.....

    as i said HAPPY AS A PIG IN SH*T MAYBE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Pigs are cute,you can lead train them and they will follow you like a dog,in fact they are more tractable than a canine Ignorance is bliss,they never know whats coming their way one fateful morning Wasnt it Fitzy who was on about opening a piggery?I wonder how he is getting along now over there?

    before I read a story about a man eaten by 3 pigs
    There once was a girl that believed in mankind, that there was still honor and chivalry that existed in everyone of us. She also believed that everyone deserves a chance to prove oneself individually and hoped that the courtesy would be returned. That girl is dead now, and all that is left is her shadow. To give one a chance to prove thyself is a chance for you to become dwindled in the dissappointment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by britishdetained View Post
    before I read a story about a man eaten by 3 pigs
    Pigs will eat Human flesh,there are two movies make reference to it,ask Kevin about the famous "Snatch"(movie Brick Top character and his speech

    Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

    Theres also a "Silence of the Lambs" sequel where Doc Lecter is about to be fed to wild Boar
    And there is a case in the UK of a lady kidnapped by pig farm owners and reputedly minced up as swine food,so the next time your chewing on lechon and you find a fingernail in your mouth...............



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    Quote Originally Posted by britishdetained View Post
    before I read a story about a man eaten by 3 pigs
    I have heard of 3 men(pinoys) eating one pig



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Hmmm.. Rizza's uncle is planning to cook up a lechon when I get to Barili Is it customary for the guest to cut the animals throat


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    No,its not the custom,and if your not used to doing it your going to make a mess of it,I used to do a lot of stalking,I am used to bleeding out beasts so its natural to join in rather than stand in the background



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    No,its not the custom,and if your not used to doing it your going to make a mess of it,I used to do a lot of stalking,I am used to bleeding out beasts so its natural to join in rather than stand in the background
    I have read that the scream of a pig about to be killed is similar to that of a human and heartbreaking to many. Also, I also read that firefighters will often grow to dislike bacon and crackling, due to the smell of smoked pig being not too dissimilar to smoked human


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