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    Family Planning

    JOHN and VANESSA


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    i will give that a try later,so do we use condoms?
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    i will give that a try later,so do we use condoms?



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    Or for the environmentally friendlies
    .... Extra Virgin Olive oil......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconnie View Post
    Hi all,
    What a gaff for a UK Hospital to make!
    Why would any normal man want that when paridise is nearby?
    I am glad to be normal
    Mick.


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    I once read a story about a couple in the deep south of the US who were trying for a baby. After years of no joy they go to see the doctor who checks them both out. All is fine, they're both fully able to have children. Then he asks them to talk about their sex life and desribe what they do.

    Through these discussions the doctor found that they had been using the "rear entrance" method thinking it was how to have kids

    Read that in the Darwin awards, how true it is I have no idea.....


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    Its a sign that would be more at home in a greek hospital



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconnie View Post
    Silly s [The Hospital Trust] 'Gay' inappropriate way to have kids, don't you think?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Its a sign that would be more at home in a greek hospital ...
    ... or "Down Under", perhaps?


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