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    Warped sense of humour!!!!

    Some parents need stringing-up as I am sure this particular lady would attest,fifth row down,pic on extreme right Read her name It gets worse because I found out who she married and it wasnt any better

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    hahaha unlucky, reminds me of the Scots guy, Billy Kerr who married a Spanish lady. They had a son and named him Juan :lol


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    She actually married a guy and took the family name...............Box sadly for him he was killed at the age of 33 leaving her free to marry someone with a less suggestive name,I cant track her down after Mr Box died however



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    I once worked with a guy called "Lou Rowell"

    (Sounding like Loo Roll )

    Do you think there might be a guy called "Percy Vere"?

    Ivor Bigone?

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    Do you guys remember a bald Canadian snooker player called Willie Thorn? That's a painful name...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Some parents need stringing-up as I am sure this particular lady would attest,fifth row down,pic on extreme right Read her name It gets worse because I found out who she married and it wasnt any better

    http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/dis...ss.aspx?y=1993
    you are so wicked tawi2. but it made me smile
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    Try my Silly name generator. Patented for use on celebrities who call their child Moon Unit!

    I tried. It said my name was... Fluffy Bannanose

    Here you go http://www.wise-women.org/tutorials/js1/sillynames.html

    Gordon Brown is..
    Fluffy toiletchunks
    It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Do you think there might be a guy called "Percy Vere"?
    Very possibly, Nigel. But I ACTUALLY know of a coal deliveryman called Bob Scott ... who's 'R Scott' on his lorry! Work THAT one out ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Try my Silly name generator. Patented for use on celebrities who call their child Moon Unit!

    I tried. It said my name was... Fluffy Bannanose

    Here you go http://www.wise-women.org/tutorials/js1/sillynames.html

    Gordon Brown is..
    Fluffy toiletchunks
    if i use the silly name generator here is my new name...

    i am loopy burgertush
    maybe a little improvement...lol
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    Ginger Minge Fantastic


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    Try my Silly name generator. Patented for use on celebrities who call their child Moon Unit!

    I tried. It said my name was... Fluffy Bannanose

    Here you go http://www.wise-women.org/tutorials/js1/sillynames.html

    Gordon Brown is..
    Fluffy toiletchunks
    apparently I am "Poopsie Burgerbrains"


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    im pinky chucklechunks
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Smile

    Once came across a lady who was a customer for my previous employer who was called "Shagup Debutt". I only saw her name on a computer as it was my colleague who spoke to her, so pronounciation might be a little less rude. But.... We had a chuckle at that one


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    Once came across a lady who was a customer for my previous employer who was called "Shagup Debutt"
    You're having us on thats one I havent heard Bart say to Moe on the Simpsons. "Hey, everybody I needa Shagup Debutt!"


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    Lumpy Toiletbuns?

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
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