A 70 year old man goes to church and steps inside the confessional to speak to the priest.
"Father, last night I made love to a 19 year old woman" says the old man.
"Okay, my son" the priest responds. "Did you cheat on your wife?"
"No father, my wife passed away over 15 years ago. I have not been with a woman since!"
"Okay.." the priest says, "Was she married?"
"No father, she is a single lady" whispers the old man.
Curious, the priest asks "You did not address me in the usual way, are you a Roman Catholic?"
"No father, I'm not!"
"So why are you here" asks the puzzled priest.
"Well father, If you a 19 year old girl. Wouldn't you be telling everybody?!"