'The Obedient Wife'
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
And was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'
When I die, I want you to take all my money
And put it in the casket with me.
I want to take my money to the afterlife
With me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him, with
All of her heart, that when he died, she would
Put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife
Was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
Finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
The wife said,
'Wait just a moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she
Came over with the box and put it in the
Casket. Then the undertakers locked the
Casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish
Enough to put all that money in there with
Your husband.'
The loyal wife replied,
'Listen, I'm a Christian;
I cannot go back on my word. I promised
Him that I was going to put that money into
The casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you put that money
In the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I sure did,' said the wife.
'I got it all together, put it into my account,
And wrote him a Cheque....
If he can cash it,
Then he can spend it.'
Send this to every clever female you
Know, and
To every man who thinks they are
Smarter than women!!!
