Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
A guy gets caught speeding in his car, a cop is about to give him a speeding fine when he says "Officer I feel really bad, I got so drunk tonight, I went home and had a fight with my wife, and I've killed her! I have her body in the back of my car, I was going to dump her in the river!

The cops like "Oh my gosh! Your under arrest for murder!" He radio's back to his headquarters and soon there are cops everywhere, forensic scientists, Chief of Police, you name it, they're all there!

They look in the car and discover there is no body in there! They breathalise the man and discover he is not drunk! The Chief says "Look I've had a report that you've got drunk and murdered your wife! Now whats going on here?"

The guy says "It's your officers! They make it all up! They told you I murdered my wife??!! They told you I'm drunk??!! Gosh I bet they told you I was speeding too huh?!"
NICE one nigel
i would like some more
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