Guid Day Tae A'body,
An' i' IS, n' a'! ... jist imagine ... US YINS, in the land o' the 'nd boannie purple *heather [it's THA' time again] - in the REAL "norf" - huv hid scarce' a drappie ren fur a hale WEEK, wid ye believe?! At loang last, wu'r gittin' a sma' taste o' the guid withur tha' a' youse lucky fowk frae the sooth huv bin ha'en durin' the "simmer" months.
Bu' lest, Mither Nature shid decide 'eneuch is eneuch' ... and wur luck runs oot, Ah'm awa' tae cut the grass afore the taps are turned back oan
P.S. With apologies to those who are unable to avail themselves of the services of an interpreter ... notably my Anglicised neighbours.