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    A guy from Bohol decides to visit his sister in Manila at Christmas. He gets the ferry to Cebu and jeepney to the airport. Once there, he wanders up and down with all his luggage. A woman at the information desks sees him, and shouts "check-in over there sir". His face breaks into a wide grin. He nods his thanks, and walks over to the desk to which she has pointed,and puts a cardboard box tied with string on top of it, from which comes a loud clucking sound. Speaking to the man behind the desk, he says "te told me I can take my manok on the flight".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amaw2008 View Post
    A guy from Bohol decides to visit his sister in Manila at Christmas. He gets the ferry to Cebu and jeepney to the airport. Once there, he wanders up and down with all his luggage. A woman at the information desks sees him, and shouts "check-in over there sir". His face breaks into a wide grin. He nods his thanks, and walks over to the desk to which she has pointed,and puts a cardboard box tied with string on top of it, from which comes a loud clucking sound. Speaking to the man behind the desk, he says "te told me I can take my manok on the flight".


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    amaw jd!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amaw2008 View Post
    A guy from Bohol decides to visit his sister in Manila at Christmas. He gets the ferry to Cebu and jeepney to the airport. Once there, he wanders up and down with all his luggage. A woman at the information desks sees him, and shouts "check-in over there sir". His face breaks into a wide grin. He nods his thanks, and walks over to the desk to which she has pointed,and puts a cardboard box tied with string on top of it, from which comes a loud clucking sound. Speaking to the man behind the desk, he says "te told me I can take my manok on the flight".
    Hmmmm amaw2008 how did u know that he is from BOHOL???????
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    Because he had a half-empty bottle of tuba in his pocket, and he was using an airport toilet bowl to shave


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amaw2008 View Post
    Because he had a half-empty bottle of tuba in his pocket, and he was using an airport toilet bowl to shave
    What is wrong with shaving in the toilet bowl? is that not normal? it saves on the water also snacks included
    I say, when in ''Rome do as the Romans do''


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    he was using an airport toilet bowl to shave

    That is what my husband do.. shave using a toilet bowl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pumpkins View Post
    he was using an airport toilet bowl to shave

    That is what my husband do.. shave using a toilet bowl...
    If it's good enough for people from Bohol to shave in toilet bowls, it's good enough for me

    I'm glad I found out I'm not the only one doing it


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